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In this post-apocalyptic world, there are but strands and traces of the previous left. I have uncovered, nonetheless, a pamphlet’s-worth of information about wrestling and its peculiarities. Lately, I have been researching The Rock. I thought, initially, his might have been a character based on the Marvel Comics’ character The Thing. I was wrong. He, instead, was a charismatic Samoan who, in the...
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“Survival of the fittest” is a much repeated phrase; however, in my studies of wrestling, it appears to be an untrue one. Mark Henry, who in grainy film of yore seems to resemble a human sack of shit, was in the WWE’s employ for over a decade. He possessed little aside from his strength and, according to one source, army of mutant hands called “Mae Hands” (pronounced...
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The population of Cena Nation is a weird one. In my data analysis, it seems that The Nation suffers a precipitous drop-off of people from twelve to thirteen year olds. Perhaps there was some rite of passage in this nation, at twelve, where those who passed joined another nation. Perhaps they became CM Punk fans. - Charles Wrestlewin, November 18th, 2023
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